Re: how to STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

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#1 Fri, 1994-12-02 18:08
Charles Gravel
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Re: how to STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

You wrote:

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We feel so sorry for you. Unsubscribing from SATURN has recently been disabled in order to keep the community together. However, we do understand that certain people may prefer to pay for release to non-saturnique future, thus we opened up the possibility to send US$100 to the address,

   Saturn
   5626 Morton Street
   Philadelphia, PA 19044 USA

Your request will then be carefully checked for any spelling and grammatical errors by the Saturn review community. If your request is accepted, you will be promptly removed from this mailing list.

If however, your request is not accepted, you must fill out the unsubscription request form 713-5-C, with the mandatory processing fee of US$250, and mail it to the address above. Your request must be received within 4 days of your notification of non-acceptance. If it is not received within the alloted time period, the form 713-5-C will be mailed back to you, along with the additional form 432-S-A-56-T-87-0, which must be filled out with a #5H pencil, for scanning purposes to the archive. Further steps will then be individually treated with and communicated directly.

We thank you for your attention.

   ;-)
           Anton

That was a clever response, Anton. As another who has had trouble cancelling this particular list, I have a bit more sympathy for the sender. Some of us prefer to have our joke and then lend the helping hand that was requested. Just keeps the net a happier place somehow. ;-)